Folksy Guitar riff (regular tuning) Trying to pull of a riff that sounded similar to Johnathan Kingham's style.

I can't say that everyone has met someone like this. Yet, somehow most people can relate. I think this song is best unplugged, naked, and without bass or drums - though I have never met a bongo player with enough skills to say it could work, but who knows.

This song was written to parody those of us who just don't seem to get the goddam picture. You know who you are - wearing your black t-shirt with the lightning bolts striking the eagle. Yeah you, how's that Bowflex workin' out?

A friend of mine told me to write a song about this dream he had. The result was this little snippet which I abandoned because everyone who listened to it gave it a lukewarm response. I like it myself, except for the Alice in Chains-esque chorus.

Drums made in Hydrogen, bass is a synth Casio, acoustic guitar is from a yardsale.