I've had this riff around for ages, can't seem to come up with anything clever to do with it.

This song was written to parody those of us who just don't seem to get the goddam picture. You know who you are - wearing your black t-shirt with the lightning bolts striking the eagle. Yeah you, how's that Bowflex workin' out?

This song was fun to write. I defintely didn't think this song should be sung too strongly, so the vocals are more raw. Could use cello or some slide guitar for more continuous tone.